7›abhorrently myopic›dismally substandard›offensively short›quite devoid of simple motor coordination›terminally inept›chronically pinheaded›totally lacking in oral hygiene›9›hideously poor posture›simian knuckles›a grossly inadequate musculature›spindly legs›no chin›only one eyebrow›knobby knees›a balding pate›all the panache of a catatonic slug›9›carry enormous burdens›record efficiency ratings›classify flora and fauna›take atmosphere samples›play checkers›coo placatingly›provide translations›administer prudent warnings›conceptualize 5th dimensional quantum mechanics›8›read poetry›needlepoint›remove splinters›appraise finger paintings›perform emergency appendectomies›sculpt little animals in silly putty›burn toast›watch you for signs of sentient life›