2�Iggy: Really, Master [AX20, the glass thing is hardly the Hope Diamond. It's dirty and slimy and half-buried in mud on the shore.�Iggy: Ooooh, a shiny glass thing! We just have to get a closer look. Don't worry, I'll wade right out into the muck for you. It doesn't matter if I get slime in my vertical delineators. Not with a shiny glass thing at stake.�2�Iggy: It's a tin, Master [AX20. It's made of tin; it smells like tin; it makes little tinny sounds when you ping it! It's also �[LK10 The tin is some type of antique food storage medium, rusty and blotched with mildew. The tin is �2�[LK10 It's a filthy old bottle with a kind of gellid brown ooze inside. There's some stained gold lettering on the outside. Let's see. "Dr. McGruder's Hair Restorer and Carapace Polish, Pat. Pending" In the bottle I see �[AX60 Bottles is bottles. This one is old and muddy and slimy. Who is Pat Pending, anyway? In Pat's bottle I can see �2�Iggy: The water is quite the most disgusting assemblage of slime and untreated industrial wastes that it's been my misfortune to encounter. Unless you count that visit with your relatives.�Iggy: Composition of liquid waste:  petro-chemicals 54%; radioactive sludge 17%; assorted laundry additives 12%; Dilobian hair tonic, indeterminate concentrations. [0 [PR30�