15›Iggy: Is this your idea of a good time? It figures. You're [AX10 and you have [AX11.›Iggy: Are you nuts? What am I saying? This is the semi-humanoid who destroyed a perfectly good space ship with 40 million light years left on its warranty.›Iggy: Doesn't it bother you that you're the only being in the quadrant who takes 45 minutes deciding whether to bite the round or the flat end of his toast first?›Iggy: Always eager to comply, Master. You know that. No matter how trivial the demand may seem. No matter how foolish. No matter how ridiculous, infantile, untutored, depraved or demented.›Iggy: Are you still here? You're always skulking along behind me.›Iggy: What are you whining about now?›Iggy: Do you lie awake at night dreaming up these twisted little schemes?›Iggy: Is there no end to your megalomaniac little demands?›Iggy: You again? What is it this time? You're already 4 weeks ahead on your allowance.›Iggy: He walks. He talks. He's as close to real life as modern science can make him.›Iggy: Waagh! Don't ever sneak up on me like that again.›Iggy: You surprise me. I didn't know you could form syllables.›Iggy: When I told you not to talk with your mouth full, I didn't mean for you to empty your entire head.›Iggy: Very good, Master [AX20. I see your vocabulary is improving.›Iggy: Oh this is great! It was bad enough when you couldn't walk and talk. Now you can't talk and think.›